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28  05 2008

Police escorts make biking even more fun!

This week is Bike To Work Week (note the capitals) as sponsored by the VACC.

This morning I was able to trip down Royal Oak hill at 74.2km/h (slow for a reason) with my very own police escort. How, you may wonder, did I manage that?

Before I heard how much I’m not allowed to do I booked a team at work for the Bike To Work Week event. Of course about 2 days later I heard that I’m not allowed to run, bike or even swim without a pull buoy.

Being the perfect male, I’ve decided the following:

Running is bad, very bad.
Biking is bad and has the potential to be very bad.
Swimming is ok, swimming with flippers is bad, swimming without the pull buoy has the potential to be very bad.

I started, but put on hold, a couple of months of spinning, after all, that would be very bad.

But biking to work?

As long as I only do it for a week, and as long as I don’t stand on the pedals coming up Royal Oak, and as long as I take it easy at all times. That’s only bad, not very bad.

So, for the 3rd day this week I’ve biked into the office and back!

Each trip takes me from the house, over to Royal Oak and down from Oakland to DeerLake Parkway. 150m decent over 1km heading straight down, what a fucking blast!

Today was special. I hit Royal Oak at Grange and dropped into the far inside lane making sure I was safe from right merging traffic. I was clear so I kicked the gears into 24 and started to increase my cadence. That’s when the cop passed me :)

He was behind the car that was on my left but one lane over. He pulled up next to me and slid ahead, leaving everyone else behind. And everyone stayed behind, not just behind the cop, but also behind me.

For the entire hill the cop was 2 or 3 car lengths ahead of me, and all the cars were about 2 car lengths behind. No one was going to pace the cop above the speed limit or, heaven forbid pass him/her. So they all just stuck back.

In effect I had a police escort the entire way, just the cop and I alone on the road at 24+km/h above the speed limit falling down a hill. He hit his brakes, I feathered mine, he dropped forward ahead of me, I tucked a bit closer to my bars.

End result, I was slower than I had been the day before, and about 15km slower than I have done it in the past! But today the hill was mine and I owned it :)

Gotta love an escort.

S


26  05 2008

World of Wifecraft

This video for the World of Wifecraft had me laughing happily.

Many thanks to Lee over at the Stupid Evil Bastard blog for passing it along himself.


25  05 2008

Hey, I’m on TV

Actually, I’m not, but I have set up the cameras on the local macs just for shits and giggles (and where does that phrase come from?).

Webcams

EvoCam from Evological is powering this bit of fun, it’s been really cool to play with and the customer support has been fantastic!

S


12  05 2008

bone scans are fun

The bone scan process is very, very cool from a geek point of view, no doubt about it.

You head in in the morning, they inject you with radioactive material (Tc99m MDB) and they do a quick scan. You head back a few hours later and they do the full scan.

For the scan itself you lay back and they tape your feet together (if they are checking bilaterally I imagine) and then bombard you with gamma radiation.

No cool side effects like green skin or glowing blue urine, I asked :(, but still cool.

You can watch the scan on the monitor and it’s like watching a quick action pointalism drawing unfold before your eyes, incredibly cool.

If you have concentrations of the radioactive material in the bones, that indicates ’something’ is going on. The type, area, and display of that concentration tells the doc what’s going on.

In my case it’s the following:

Increased delayed activity is seen involving the periosteum of both tibiae.

There is focal increased activity involving the right mid-tibia posteromedially.
Increased activity is also seen involving the left distal tibia posteromedially.

IMPRESSION:

1. Bilateral stress periostitis. [shin splints]
2. Bilateral stress fractures as documented above.

In cooler terms, I have two broken legs :)

What does this mean?

No running. No biking. No spinning. No swimming without using the pull buoy. Visit an orthopedic surgeon and figure out what’s next.

Do NOTHING if it hurts.

This sucks.

S


04 2008

I am an idiot.

Clearly I don’t make this statement lightly. I figure also that I wouldn’t be making this statement if I didn’t think most people would hear about it anyway.

Anyone else along for the ride, please keep your chuckles to yourself.

As per normal, I will attempt to bore people silly with background before getting to the stupid portion.

As many know I have a daughter from my previous married life. G is a wonderful girl that lived with us out in the city for 5 or 6 years and a couple of years ago moved out to the valley to live with her mother. This past year she turned 15 and started working at a well known fast food restaurant/slave labour camp. Of course her work life cut down the number of times she came out and trips became rather infrequent. Certainly down from the every second weekend thing we’d been doing for the many years she’d lived in the city and the first couple of years living in the valley.

G was out this past weekend and I decided that I’d drive her back out to the valley instead of putting her on the Greyhound which is the norm. I piled the other two daughters (one older, one younger) into the car and we adventured out to the boonies. After all I figured, we might as well get a swim and some bonding time in as well, what the heck.

Back up a couple of days though to Friday and my heading home from the office. My keys went into my jacket which I hung over some exercise gear in my computer room and promptly left my memory. Saturday when I needed a key I grabbed the spare from S’s key chain. I figured that I’d just left the keys at the office or that they were somewhere and would turn up, no biggy right?

Living in the city I have a detachable faceplate stereo and a club steering wheel lock. Of course, I rarely drive and when I do drive I tend to only go places that I know or that are well lit and with security and so I rarely use the club and only periodically take the deck face out.

Driving to the valley though… clearly that wasn’t going to do. I parked the car, took the deck face and put the club on the car.

What followed was a couple of hours of fun in the water; going down the slide, playing in the waves, hanging in the hot tub, doing underwater flips, practicing diving from the side. We came out and dried off, ready to pile into the car and head over to my friend Derek’s and show the girls his tattoo shop and generally chat for a while.

Anyone catch the problem before now? I didn’t until I sat in the car. No key for the club.

Fuck.

Derek was nice enough to pick us up, drop G off at her mother’s place, drive the rest of us out to the city, drive me back to my car, and, when I didn’t feel like driving home at night, put me up on the couch and eat pizza with me.

Of course we also installed WoW onto his computers and he’s now addicted so I doubt he’ll ever help me do anything again.

When I returned home on Monday I found out that the neighbourhood knows about my blunder, the youngest daughter, M, couldn’t wait to tell the crossing guard lady (a friend of the family) bright and early on Monday morning.

It will be years before I live this down.

S


16  03 2008

First long ride

Youngest son and I went out for a ride with a Bike meetup group out of Vancouver this morning. Wound up putting about 46.5km on from Main St, around UBC and down into New West. The group continued on to New West Quay for lunch and were then heading back to Main St via North Burnaby.

Route Map here.

I think we hit the limit of the youngest son’s endurance about 35km in and kept on going after that, finishing with a fairly nasty 70m climb about 250m from the end of our trip.

He was fantastic though even tired and it won’t be long before he is out riding my sorry ass :)

S


15  03 2008

Mac OSX Leopard print client with HP LaserJet 1020 on Debian Etch server over CUPS.

I beat my head against the wall on this one on and off for ages. When I finally sat down and said ‘I will solve this’ it took another day, on and off while doing other tasks.

The information to ultimately make it work came from multiple locations and I’ll try and link them so you can get it as needed.

Setup:

Server - A headless Debian Etch configured a’la “The Perfect Setup” (http://howtoforge.com/perfect_setup_debian_etch).

Client - MacBook Pro 15″ 2.33GHz Intel Core 2 Duo running Mac OSX 10.5.2. (http://www.apple.com/macosx/)

Printer - HP LaserJet 1020 (http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/us/en/sm/WF10a/18972-18972-3328059-14638-3328066-439423.html?jumpid=oc_R1002_USENC-001_HP%20LaserJet%201020%20Printer&lang=en&cc=us)

Print Driver - foo2zjs (http://foo2zjs.rkkda.com/)

Broad Strokes:

1. Install the printer on the linux server and test print at the command line.
2. Check the printer via cups and run a test print from the browser.
3. Install the foo2zjs on the mac client.
4. Install the printer over IPP using the mac printer setup gui.
5. Print from the mac.

Sources:

MacPorts http://www.macports.org/install.php/
foo2zjs http://foo2zjs.rkkda.com/
Leopard browsing http://mcdevzone.com/2007/10/28/printer-fix-for-leopard/
Samba on Debian Etch http://howtoforge.com/debian_etch_samba_standalone_server_with_tdbsam_backend
Perfect Setup Debian Etch http://howtoforge.com/perfect_setup_debian_etch


15  03 2008

WCT… redux?

In 2006 I went hiking with the now 15 year old who was at that point just turned 14. Not being ones to do things half assed we went and did the West Coast Trail, something I hadn’t done since I was in university.

I had a hoot, and so to all accounts did the boy.

This year I’m doing it again, only this time with the 13 year old boy, the youngest of the male children.

We agreed last night to give it a shot this year and that’s now the big goal!

I’m looking forward to it heavily. I figure we are going to have to plan on mid to late July and I’m seriously going to be counting days.

Woo hoo!


03 2008

I’m an idiot.

I was working on backing up my router in order to swap it out with a better one… a few weeks ago.

I was wonderfully smart enough to write everything down, swap the router to DHCP, do the replacement and set up the new router.

At that point I determined that I didn’t really need the new router so I swapped it back out and returned it, put the old router back in place and was done with it.

Web site hasn’t been up for a few weeks since I was an idiot and forgot to switch back to the static IP.

OOPS.

S


11  01 2008

The rest of the book review… part end

The list is longish. It’s everything else (that I remember) that I haven’t blogged yet. Some were rather enjoyable, others were boring.

In no certain order:


Book JacketCrime Scene-Inside the world of the real CSIs - Connie Fletcher.

I’m a big fan of CSI. I was a fan of Crossing Jordan (until it became incredibly stupid). I grew up a HUGE fan of Quincy. I know that the real world doesn’t work like TV but the chance to watch the shows and see the science of forensics has always enthralled me.

As a kid I wanted to go to medical school and become a coroner so that I could study and work with forensics, just like Quincy. Seriously.

I’m a fan of CSI and CSI NY. I won’t record them to watch when I miss them, but if I’m home I’ll watch them. Well, those and Law and Order, but that’s for a different reason. Not as much a fan of CSI Miami, but that’s just because the acting is way over done and they tend to abuse science more than the other two.

Anyway, I immediately grabbed the Crime Scene book when I saw it in the library (on the way out actually) and have been happy to have done so.

I haven’t finished it yet, but it doesn’t really matter, it’s not a story as it were. This is a book full of quotes and mini-stories told by the people who do this stuff day in and day out. They debunk much of the popular stuff you see on TV, but less in a complaint about the science being bad and more with the complaint of ‘we don’t have those tools’ and ‘dna does NOT come back that fast’.

This is the perfect book to pick up, read for a few stories (stores are as short as a line or two or as long as a few pages), put it down and absorb and consider.

Read it if you a) have an interest in this stuff ‘just cause’, or b) want to write a real book using the science :)

Rating: 8/10
Buy it? Yes.


Book JacketLeave Me By Dying - Rosemary Aubert.

This wasn’t so bad. The main character was flawed enough as an individual that you could believe in him and that’s something I like to see. That it was placed in 1960s Toronto was interesting, but the actual story itself was somewhat weak.

I won’t go looking for more books in this series, but I might pick one up if I come across it bored in the library.

Rating: 5+/10
Buy it? No. Library is good enough for this.


Book JacketDarkness & Light - John Harvey.

This was well written and good to read. I won’t say that it dragged my attention into it and wouldn’t let go, but while I was reading I didn’t want anything to interrupt me. The main character here is a retired cop who has left the city and gone on to sit in solitude. A call to assist a friend of his ex-wife brings him back to the city and back to his first case, one he couldn’t solve those many years ago.

This isn’t a new premise, you see it a lot in books and movies, but this book brought it out well and I have a respect for the way John Harvey wrote the folks involved. I will look for his other books for sure.

Rating: 7-/10
Buy it? No, library is fine. But you should pick it up to read while you are there.


Book JacketThe Lighthouse - P.D. James.

I read a different P.D. James book, A Certain Justice on the advise of Joseph from the old office and I really did enjoy it. When I saw another book by the author in the same series with Adam Dalgliesh I was looking forward to a good read.

In this case though I really don’t think that PD James carried it through. The characters were weaker here and the obvious bias to class and place in society was beyond clear. The snobbery was enough to really take away from the story which wasn’t as strong to begin with.

Rating: 5+/10
Buy it? No. I wouldn’t add this to the collection.


Book JacketMicroserfs - Douglas Coupland.

This is likely one of the better books I’ve read in a long time. Douglas Coupland is a master of his craft without a doubt and carries his characters through so fluidly that I would have sworn he was a comp sci geek himself.

Perhaps it just resonates because of my tie to IT and being a geek, but I think that isn’t the case. This book was just really well done.

This falls into the category of ‘just read it’. Nothing I can say about it matters after that.

Rating: 9-/10
Buy it? Yes. While you are buying this, buy pretty well anything else he’s written.


Book JacketThe Assassin’s Touch - Laura Joh Rowland.

I’ve read a book, not too long ago I think, by Rowland and involving her main characters. At the time I said that I’d be going out to find more books by her and I completely forgot.

I came across Assassin’s Touch while trolling in the library and remembered my original desire to read more of her work so grabbed it and another (next in the list).

I’m still impressed with her writing and I still enjoy both the characters and the fabulously rich setting she gives them in 1690’s Japan.

I’ve always had an interest in Japan, Japanese history and language, so for me this was a great chance to drop into a world that I’ve only read about in historical reference. Add a murder mystery, strong characters and more than a couple of sword fights and I am hooked.

Fun and interesting to read.

Rating: 7/10
Buy it? I’m not sure. I really enjoyed it but I don’t know that I’ll read it again soon.


Book JacketRed Chrysanthemum - Laura Joh Rowland.

I could just copy everything from the Assassin’s Touch and put it here, but I’ll just point up the page a bit instead.

I’ll read more. Although, I should say I liked Assassin’s Touch a bit more than Chrysanthemum, but felt that the latter had a better story, just less adventure in it’s own way.

Rating: 7-/10
Buy it? Again, no. But read it for sure.


Book JacketBorn in Death - J.D. Robb (actually Nora Roberts).

I’m pretty sure that I picked this up thinking that it was someone else because of the initials and the ‘writing as’ header on the cover. I probably figured it was P.D James and not J.D Robb or something like that.

I can understand why Nora Roberts wrote under a pseudonym for this book, and, I extrapolate based on quality, for all of the Lt. Eve Dallas books.

This was just bad fiction. I have read many fantastic fiction books that were written by women and loved them. I’ve never believed the generalization that women can’t write good sci fi heroes.

That being said, if all I had to base my decision on was the Eve Dallas character in the ‘Death’ series, I’d have to agree.

This character and the ones around it are as bad as Cussler’s Pitt and for all the same reasons. Just my opinion of course and who knows if I could do better. I can tell you that I don’t think I could do much worse.

Rating: 4-/10
Buy it? No, not even as a joke.


Book JacketThe Dead Sit Round in a Ring - David Lawrence.

I’m a big fan of British police procedurals. The best in the past few years has, of course, been just about anything by Ian Rankin and specifically his Rebus character. A new writer has come on the scene though, David Lawrence with his DS Stella Mooney character. Dead Sit Round In a Ring is his first novel with this character and she is very well written and someone I look forward to reading more about.

Lawrence isn’t going to be taking food out of Rankin’s mouth yet, but the characterization and setting show signs of serious promise and I’d like to see where they are in another 10 years of experience.

The Mooney character is very real. Flawed and human but yet still someone who has characteristics we aspire to emulate in more ways than one.

The story itself is also interesting and fun to follow like any good police procedural, but in some ways it is just a backdrop for the development of the character. I think that will change as more writing experience is gained.

Rating: 7-/10
Buy it? Not yet, but if the writing trend continues I can see wanting to pick up these older ones as well.


Book JacketNothing Like the Night - David Lawrence.

Look up, look waaaay up (ok, you’d have to have grown up with the Friendly Giant to get that joke). Actually, look up one review to Dead Sit Round in a Ring. Nothing Like The Night is the second book with DS Mooney and the character is just that bit more developed and just that bit more interesting and real.

Again, the story is very interesting in it’s own right, but still seems a bit like a backdrop for character development.

Rating: 7-/10
Buy it? Still not yet. Give it a couple of more books.


Book JacketDeath Match - Lincoln Child.

I picked up on Lincoln Child in his series of books with Douglas Preston. The books were fun, but the fantasy level seemed wrong for what they were doing. Not really wrong, just a bit off.

Death Match is more sci fi than fantasy, but again, things are just a bit off. That being said, I really liked the premise and the way it was laid out. I figured out the ‘bad guy’ fairly quickly, but it was fun to read through how it was going to happen and what was going on.

I probably liked this more than it deserved while I was reading it, but thinking back on it I can’t remember why.

Rating: 6-/10
Buy it? No.


Book JacketThe Messenger - Daniel Silva.

Silva has written a very fun spy thriller from a different perspective than the norm. Like the majority of pulp fiction spy thrillers, of which there are a LOT in the past few years, there isn’t any major surprise about who lives, who dies, and most of the large details in the middle are pretty basic.

What differentiates this from other spy thrillers is that the main character, Gabrielle Allon is a spy for Israel and not for the United States like everyone else. This puts a very different slant on policy and procedure that make a largely common plot quite fresh.

Rating: 6+/10
Buy it? No, but I will read more of his work for sure, just to see how he deals with things from that different slant.


Book JacketDzur - Steven Brust.

I talked about this book in my post on the book meme that was sent over by Milla ages ago as that’s when I was reading it.

For whatever reason though I never actually did a real review and it sat on my white board awaiting attention (same thing with The Messenger and Death Match actually).

This series could quickly hit the ‘guilty pleasure’ level that would have me devouring them over a long weekend. Sorta like I did with Xanth when I first came across it, or with M.Y.T.H Inc. before that.

It was fun, silly and completely popcorn for the mind. I loved it.

My enjoyment rating: 7+/10
Content rating: 5+/10
Buy it? I don’t know, I would get a kick out of having them all and lending them out to friends, but I don’t know that I would enjoy that enough to have to buy the whole lot. We’ll see.


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